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Superhero

I scissor-kicked a Togolese spy trying to throw ice-cream cones at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a mouse 🐁 a rat 🐀 a squirrel a pigeon a crow a blackbird a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a goose

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