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I scissor-kicked a Togolese spy trying to throw porridge at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a koala 🐨 a goose a swan 🦢 a squirrel a coot a magpie a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀 a mouse 🐁 a blackbird

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