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I scissor-kicked a Togolese spy trying to throw spring rolls at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨 a goose a squirrel a crow a pigeon a blackbird a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢

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