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I scissor-kicked an Algerian spy trying to throw porridge at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a magpie a raccoon 🦝 a robin a rat 🐀 a mouse 🐁 a duck 🦆 a goose a swan 🦢 a coot a koala 🐨

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