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I scissor-kicked an Algerian spy trying to throw mushy peas at …

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a squirrel a rat 🐀 a mouse 🐁 a swan 🦢 a blackbird a crow a pigeon a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨 a raccoon 🦝

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