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I scissor-kicked a Taiwanese spy trying to throw Marmite at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pigeon a rat 🐀 a blackbird a robin a goose a coot a duck 🦆 a crow a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨
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