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I scissor-kicked a Taiwanese spy trying to throw tinned tuna at …

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a duck 🦆 a swan 🦢 a goose a koala 🐨 a mouse 🐁 a robin a pigeon a crow a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝

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