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I scissor-kicked a Taiwanese spy trying to throw chilli peppers at …

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a swan 🦢 a pigeon a raccoon 🦝 a robin a koala 🐨 a blackbird a duck 🦆 a squirrel a magpie a mouse 🐁

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