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I scissor-kicked a Swiss spy trying to throw chocolate chips at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a raccoon 🦝 a goose a blackbird a robin a koala 🐨 a crow a swan 🦢 a rat 🐀 a squirrel a duck 🦆

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