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I scissor-kicked a Stateless spy trying to throw iceberg lettuce at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a goose a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨 a coot a pigeon a squirrel a robin a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢

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