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I scissor-kicked a Stateless spy trying to throw prawn crackers at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝 a duck 🦆 a swan 🦢 a pigeon a robin a coot a mouse 🐁 a crow

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