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I scissor-kicked a Sri Lankan spy trying to throw chicken nuggets at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a koala 🐨 a mouse 🐁 a robin a pigeon a squirrel a swan 🦢 a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀 a magpie a duck 🦆

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