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I scissor-kicked a Sri Lankan spy trying to throw prawn crackers at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a squirrel a raccoon 🦝 a coot a blackbird a swan 🦢 a pigeon a robin a mouse 🐁 a rat 🐀 a duck 🦆

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