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I scissor-kicked a Spanish spy trying to throw baked beans at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a squirrel a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨 a magpie a coot a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a mouse 🐁 a pigeon a goose

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