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I scissor-kicked a South Korean spy trying to throw rice krispies at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a magpie a crow a rat 🐀 a blackbird a raccoon 🦝 a goose a pigeon a swan 🦢 a koala 🐨

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