Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I scissor-kicked a Solomon Islander spy trying to throw mushy peas at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a blackbird a crow a koala 🐨 a duck 🦆 a robin a magpie a pigeon

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.