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I scissor-kicked a Slovenian spy trying to throw Marmite at …

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a pigeon a crow a rat 🐀 a magpie a blackbird a koala 🐨 a duck 🦆 a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a mouse 🐁

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