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I scissor-kicked a Citizen of Seychelles spy trying to throw baked beans at …

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a koala 🐨 a goose a blackbird a robin a swan 🦢 a raccoon 🦝 a mouse 🐁 a rat 🐀 a coot a squirrel

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