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I scissor-kicked a Citizen of Seychelles spy trying to throw shallots at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rat 🐀 a mouse 🐁 a coot a crow a pigeon a koala 🐨 a raccoon 🦝 a blackbird a duck 🦆 a squirrel

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