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I scissor-kicked a Citizen of Seychelles spy trying to throw pitted olives at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rat 🐀 a squirrel a koala 🐨 a coot a mouse 🐁 a magpie a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a blackbird a robin

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