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I scissor-kicked a Citizen of Seychelles spy trying to throw tomato ketchup at …

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a duck 🦆 a magpie a mouse 🐁 a crow a raccoon 🦝 a blackbird a robin a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢 a coot

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