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I scissor-kicked a Serbian spy trying to throw chicken wings at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a robin a mouse 🐁 a duck 🦆 a pigeon a squirrel a rat 🐀 a swan 🦢 a goose a raccoon 🦝 a magpie

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