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I scissor-kicked a Senegalese spy trying to throw pizza at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a mouse 🐁 a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨 a squirrel a magpie a raccoon 🦝 a duck 🦆 a pigeon a coot a crow

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