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Superhero
I
scissor-kicked
a Saudi Arabian
spy
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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chicken nuggets
nacho cheese
pitted olives
chocolate chips
potatoes
watermelon
taramasalata
fish fingers
chilli peppers
rice krispies
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