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Superhero
I
scissor-kicked
a Rwandan
spy
trying to throw
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
spinach
candy floss
pitted olives
prawn crackers
sunflower seeds
yoghurt
rice pudding
mashed potato
tomatoes
halloumi
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