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I scissor-kicked a Barbadian spy trying to throw peanuts at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a koala 🐨 a duck 🦆 a pigeon a swan 🦢 a mouse 🐁 a squirrel a magpie a raccoon 🦝 a blackbird a goose

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