Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I scissor-kicked a Peruvian spy trying to throw tomatoes at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swan 🦢 a duck 🦆 a squirrel a magpie a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a robin a mouse 🐁 a pigeon a raccoon 🦝

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.