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I scissor-kicked a Peruvian spy trying to throw prawns at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a goose a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨 a pigeon a raccoon 🦝 a coot a blackbird a swan 🦢 a squirrel

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