Sorry I'm late today

Add to Slack
Share

Superhero

I scissor-kicked a Papua New Guinean spy trying to throw Doritos at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a duck 🦆 a rat 🐀 a mouse 🐁 a coot a raccoon 🦝 a magpie a pigeon a squirrel a crow a goose
Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.