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I scissor-kicked a Papua New Guinean spy trying to throw spring rolls at …

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a robin a blackbird a swan 🦢 a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon a squirrel a koala 🐨 a mouse 🐁 a crow a duck 🦆

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