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I scissor-kicked an Omani spy trying to throw chocolate chips at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rat 🐀 a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝 a robin a crow a swan 🦢 a blackbird a squirrel a duck 🦆 a magpie

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