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I scissor-kicked a Northern Irish spy trying to throw taramasalata at …

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a koala 🐨 a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a rat 🐀 a magpie a swan 🦢 a raccoon 🦝 a crow a squirrel a blackbird

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