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I scissor-kicked a Northern Irish spy trying to throw halloumi at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a robin a swan 🦢 a pigeon a blackbird a coot a koala 🐨 a mouse 🐁 a magpie a raccoon 🦝 a goose
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