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I scissor-kicked a Nicaraguan spy trying to throw tinned frankfurters at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a blackbird a goose a mouse 🐁 a squirrel a koala 🐨 a magpie a coot a pigeon a raccoon 🦝

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