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I scissor-kicked a Nicaraguan spy trying to throw spring rolls at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨 a squirrel a robin a magpie a mouse 🐁 a rat 🐀 a duck 🦆 a pigeon a crow

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