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I scissor-kicked a Nicaraguan spy trying to throw rice krispies at …

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a crow a pigeon a swan 🦢 a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨 a blackbird a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝 a coot a duck 🦆

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