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I scissor-kicked a Nicaraguan spy trying to throw hamburger relish at …

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a robin a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨 a squirrel a coot a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a duck 🦆 a crow a mouse 🐁

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