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I scissor-kicked a New Zealander spy trying to throw peanuts at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a duck 🦆 a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a goose a coot a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨 a squirrel

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