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I scissor-kicked a Nauruan spy trying to throw porridge at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a crow a coot a squirrel a pigeon a duck 🦆 a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a blackbird

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