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I scissor-kicked a Nauruan spy trying to throw cat biscuits at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a koala 🐨 a goose a blackbird a crow a duck 🦆 a squirrel a robin a raccoon 🦝 a mouse 🐁 a pigeon

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