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I scissor-kicked a Moroccan spy trying to throw iceberg lettuce at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a swan 🦢 a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝 a blackbird a crow a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨 a coot a goose a magpie
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