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I scissor-kicked a Moroccan spy trying to throw chicken nuggets at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a mouse 🐁 a swan 🦢 a rat 🐀 a squirrel a blackbird a magpie a raccoon 🦝 a robin a coot a duck 🦆

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