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I scissor-kicked a Moroccan spy trying to throw tinned tuna at …

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a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a coot a mouse 🐁 a swan 🦢 a raccoon 🦝 a magpie a blackbird a squirrel a duck 🦆

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