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I scissor-kicked a Moroccan spy trying to throw prawns at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a koala 🐨 a crow a swan 🦢 a pigeon a squirrel a coot a mouse 🐁 a goose a raccoon 🦝 a duck 🦆

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