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I scissor-kicked a Monegasque spy trying to throw ice-cream cones at …

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a swan 🦢 a raccoon 🦝 a goose a rat 🐀 a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a squirrel a robin a pigeon a duck 🦆

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