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I scissor-kicked a Monegasque spy trying to throw candy floss at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swan 🦢 a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨 a squirrel a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀 a magpie a coot a pigeon a goose

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