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I scissor-kicked a Monegasque spy trying to throw Doritos at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a swan 🦢 a rat 🐀 a squirrel a koala 🐨 a crow a robin a raccoon 🦝 a blackbird a goose a coot
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