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I scissor-kicked a Monegasque spy trying to throw mushy peas at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a raccoon 🦝 a mouse 🐁 a goose a rat 🐀 a robin a magpie a duck 🦆 a squirrel a pigeon a blackbird

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