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I scissor-kicked a Mexican spy trying to throw bread at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crow a mouse 🐁 a blackbird a squirrel a goose a pigeon a magpie a duck 🦆 a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨

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