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Superhero
I
scissor-kicked
a Martiniquais
spy
trying to throw
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
watermelon
chicken wings
baked beans
shallots
pizza
avocados
mashed potato
chocolate chips
bread
sunflower seeds
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